You Know You...

Live in a house with several males when...

• You randomly find underwear, boxers, briefs, in odd places.

• They think it is the *norm* to drink out of the milk carton (I caught Hayden trying to do that just yesterday).

• They make it known, loud & clear, that they lifted the seat when they went to the bathroom (yet often times don't flush)

• There is toothpaste gunk in the bathroom sinks on most days (why is it so hard to spit, then rinse?)

• We have air fresheners strategically placed throughout our house.

• Utensils those are for special occasions.  (LOL)

• Bed head is how they roll (who needs a comb or brush).

And last but not least....

•  If it is football, basketball or baseball season (so pretty much 365 days /year) and the tv is on, it is on a game.

I hope Kaylyn learns to love sports as much as her dad and brothers otherwise, she is going to be odd women out.  I think our oldest daughter needs to move back home.  We need less testosterone and more estrogen in this house. 

Bring on HGTV!  Or better yet, how about a Lifetime movie?