"Sock" It To Me

This is the dryer.

That dried the sock.

That hitched a ride.

In the arm of my shirt on Tuesday.

As I was sitting at my desk, lifting my coffee to my mouth, I couldn't help but notice my newly bulging bicep.

I decided to investigate.

And this is what I found.

One lonely sock, rolled up in a ball, just hanging out, waiting patiently to be discovered.


I am just glad it wasn't a pair of underwear.